Subject: Re: LIDL

From: Anna McCarthy
Date: September 30, 2016 6:05:25 PM GMT+02:00
To: Andrew Gilbert
Subject: Re: LIDL
dear sir CVD,
i think this is spiralling out of control. i am not sure if i can quite associate with your
measures/brutality. don’t you think shooting is a bit harsh ? how about a spanking behind
the rubbish bins ? and we could tie them overnight to the pylons in the carpark and laugh
at them and throw dirty toilet paper at them or something. what do you think?
the needles on the sewing machine are hellishly blunt, but i will give it a try. if the flesh is
still fresh it shouldn’t be a problem.
we can also skype soon and i can show you my progress. we only have 2 days
oktoberfest left !
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From: Anna McCarthy
Date: September 30, 2016 6:07:14 PM GMT+02:00
To: Andrew Gilbert
Subject: Re: LIDL
and apropos gimmicks for our british customers ! i always thought the shrink wrapped all
english breakfast was a star ! we should bring it back and i am still for meat babies.

On Sep 30, 2016, at 7:25 PM, Andrew Gilbert wrote:

Meat babies muchly good ! Fake Branston pickle spread over them
Richard Branston face made of full English breakfast, with vile spaghetti hair medusa
rising like the bulge of Dr Caligari shreaking in the night.
Cross and Blackwells better not sue us over our ‘traditional branstone pickle’ tm … We
need Wimbledon gimmicks … Not want grotty food bank type people , we need reduce
total customers, but aim for the bigger single spenders, the van der moooooozgrooooz
business model, keeeeech Lorraine Kelly.
Do you still go scuba diving with cliff Richard ? Get him on board
Strawberry and cream to die for
Flame throwers, footage of Japanese soldiers being flamethrowerd by marines
Brexit is an opportunity for change – sand castle cliff Richard with our sandwiches, he
stamps on smelly fly-ridden mosque sand castle and the polluted European tide is turned
back from the gates of his sand castle
Lidl flag swimming trunks cliff, cliff may be bad choice though for our marketing strategy
… Who be can the face for the product range ? Million pound question
New young talent like ? But we need a respected face of authority also, jimmy saville is
dead, but c g I version ? Or puppet ? Wilhelm and Kate

From: Anna McCarthy
Date: September 30, 2016 8:11:15 PM GMT+02:00
To: Andrew Gilbert
Subject: Re: LIDL
Interesting. I was just reading about Kate and how she is a terrified young lady. Terrified
of every move she makes, terrified she might do something wrong. Just a few days ago
Willy and Kate were in some obscure exotic country and were presented with enormous
phallic clams called geoducks. Willy put it quite rightly when he said:

“Presentationally they are quite challenging,”

Subject: Re: LiDL

wallowing in memory of 2013 visits to LIDL with gabi blum when everything was so much cheaper preparing for the end of the world


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singing the song of the vegetarians by erich mühsam with the damenkapelle. this thursday this will occur once again to celebrate the opening of our LIDL popupstore in lab bielefeld. cut the red ribbon, hoist the flags and sing along:

the pineapple king is set to speak through me on the topic of our new branch accompanied by tagarian tremors:

Subject: Re: LIDL

On Sep 29, 2016, at 3:34 PM, Anna McCarthy wrote:

aren’t we all a little pre-putrescent ?
On Sep 29, 2016, at 4:00 PM, Andrew Gilbert wrote:

Found the key in a bowl of rice hidden in Andrew eldritches pvc crotch
New cabbage phones on offer at Lidl ! This week only, advert features an impaled
Leonardo do caprio
2 Lidl cabbage phones at foot of impaling shaft
Camera goes back to reveal the cabbages are eyes of the apocalypse beast. Mel
Gibson would be proud of these special effects he wears highlander deodorant from Lidl

From: Anna McCarthy
Date: September 29, 2016 4:12:07 PM GMT+02:00
To: Andrew Gilbert
Subject: Re: LIDL
there is an oktoberfest in lidl’s all across finland going on right now.
you can get a polyester pink and green dirndl, cheap as chips.
if you are lucky you can get raped (by leo and mel?) in the aisles and defecate in the
cereal boxes
i bet mel stinks really bad
a bit like a cabbage phone i suppose
keep it away from your nose
what does a pvc crotch smell like ?

to be continued….